Directory Dash

Founders know the drill: submit to a directory, wait, get a form-letter rejection, resubmit somewhere else. Directory Dash turns that into a Geometry Dash-style one-button rage game. Type your domain, and your startup (a cube) dashes through fictional directories (fake names, real pain), dodging captchas, 1-star reviews and "$9,999 expedited review" upsells. Dying and reading the snarky rejection messages is the point; finishing clean feels like a miracle. Every run gets a shareable result card and a spot on the Most Rejected Startups leaderboard. Free, no login, no install. Made by Blastra, an AI tool that actually submits real products to real directories.